Today, I was watching poor Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, and I was thinking to myself, “what the hell?”
The US Constitution is a document deeply mistrustful of government and meant to protect “We, the People” from it. People have a right to be wrong, say stupid things (especially in private), vote for idiots, and harm themselves.
I have been triggered. If I have to view another selfie with bought-out politicians or another polemic about how a Trump presidency will be the ruin of us all, I will do the “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore” scene from Network, so help me god. Why am I so livid? I’m am livid …
What are this month’s top 10 signs of the apocalypse?
You can keep your own score, but in my insignificant opinion, POTUS gets 4 out of 10 and a 40% grade is probably an “F”, unless we grade on a Harvard grade-inflation curve against other current POTUSes, in which case he might be worthy of a third term with an “A”.